Digg (the comments contain some interesting links) pointed me to a Scientology casefile from a court case "Church of Scientology International v. Fishman and Geertz" here. I couldn't be bothered to read the whole post. But what do you make of this gobbledegook? Something out of a science fiction novel?
The head of the Galactic Federation (76 planets around larger stars visible from here) (founded 95,000,000 years ago, very space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet, 178 billion on average) by mass implanting. He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H-Bomb on the principal volcanos (Incident II) and then the Pacific area ones were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic area ones to Las Palmas and there "packaged".
Is Scientology a true religion? Or simply entertaining sciece fiction? Maybe you should ask Tom Cruise.