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What do you think? Ever since Katie has been married with Tom Cruise she has just aged so much... (The blurb from the Youtube video reads: "Scientology and her deal with the devil (Tom Cruise) have sucked the life out of Katie Holmes."

Just when you were fretting Katie Holmes's apparently horrible life couldn't get much worse comes news she is teetering on the brink of total physical and mental disintegration. And who is surprised?

"Katie's tragic decline: how life with Tom has ruined her looks" is NW's attempt at fresh celebrity news this week and features images comparing Holmes now and two years ago. And yes, the woman is a troll now.

Two years ago she was all bright eyes, cherry cheeks and wide, 100-watt smiles after marriage to Tom Cruise, the human cannonball of untrammelled public exuberance.

Now a "sad and sullen individual", Holmes "sports sunken cheeks and dark circles under her lifeless eyes and seems barely able to lift her head, let alone crack a smile as she wanders around New York by herself".

This sounds like the description of a lost and impoverished dog. It is a wonder animal protection agencies haven't caught her in a net after one of her Broadway performances and fed her liquid nutrients from an eye dropper. NW says the downslide for Holmes began when Cruise made her chop her hair short. She cried and cried.

And then he wouldn't let her look nice or talk to other men or go anywhere without a security guard spying on her. But, sensible woman that she is, Holmes gathered all her strength to throw a great big bronze statue at a wall in Cruise's office and he had to get builders in to repair the damage.

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